steal some bbq from a pirate

You try to act casual, blend in with the crowd... but what is causal in a crowd of half drunk pirates?! You try whistling a bit, but your throat is dry, and you have to clear it loudly before you can get a tune going, attracting the momentary attention of everyone nearby. Pretending to be looking the other way, you just stroll up to a large fellow in studded boots who is arguing with a bald, overweight fellow wearing an ill fitting leather vest instead of a shirt. The argument is so heated that you manage to filch a large hunk of pork right off the fellow's plate without him noticing. You duck into the crowd, but then behind you you hear the pirate yell:

"HEY! WHO KEEPS STEALING TOOK MY BARBECUE?! WAS THAT YOU AGAIN BIG CHARLIE?! "

The man sounds truly outraged, pushed to the very brink, and you see him hurl the rest of his plate violently aside so that he can use both hands shove Big Charlie as hard as he can, to teach him a lesson about barbeque theft, apparently. As just like that, a fight is on. You can't help but chortle a little as a ring of cheering spectators forms around two brawlers. And the pork is actually quite good!

Do you want to stick around and see the fight? Click here.

Or do you want to try to escape the whole mess and make a run for home? Click here.