watch the pirates fight

It seems unfair but, even though you started the fight, you rather quickly get elbowed out of the way and into the back of the crowd. You can't see what's going on at all. You can hear it though.

"I didn't steal your old barbecue! You probably ate it yourself you fat tub of lard!"

"WHAT? Are you callin' me a liar?!"

"No, I called you a fat tub of lard, you fat lying tub of lard!"

"And you're a lousy low down THIEF!"

"I'm an awesome thief!"

"Oh HO! so you admit it! Well take one of THESE- and one of THESE-, while you're a thievin' you low down no good..."

And so on. You figure out the best way to get a look is to wriggle through all the cheering and yelling pirates legs on your belly, and so you do, munching the missing barbecue all the while. When the fight breaks up you are covered in mud, you've finished your pork and are ready for more amusements.

Do you want to go see what the fellow making a speech is all about? (Click here)

Or do you want to try to sneak out and escape? (Click here)